EarthbendingPrincess

1--Fatties When she was a kid, my mom drowned her sadness with food. But things were different back then. You see, people didn't care as much if my mom had an extra Twinkie or two. Or if she was a size ten (ooh, scary!), or if she had a little extra junk in the trunk. People didn't care as much. Compare that to now. Just think about it. God-flippin'-forbid you're a size four, or else you'll be considered a beached whale. God-flippin'-forbid you have an extra cookie once a year. We all live off lettuce and tomatoes like rabbits when we neglect to realize the actual truth--curves aren't BAD!! In fact, my brother keeps telling me (to my re

(a/n: ugh. leaving you hanging has NOOOOOO point if i just write another one within like five minutes. 'Hello I'm EP and I'm a dA addict.' gawd. i sicken myself.) 5 "Mai?" Toph heard the voice and her heart began to stumble. "So I'm NOT interrupting anything." she said. Toph heard the venom. "Um..." Zuko coughed and released her hand, "Um...Mai! What're...what are you doing here?" Toph felt him reach up and scratch his head. Toph knew that had broken up six months after the war, and Mai had found someone else, had gotten married, even, with kids! She also knew that Mai and Zuko didn't talk much anymore. But was there a grudge? "I thou

(a/n: chapter four. thing's are gettin' spicey... :)) 4 Zuko sat Toph on the hay in the back of the wagon. He himself got onto the front, grabbing the reigns on the ostrich horse. A few minutes into the ride he heard Toph's gentle snores come from the back. It really had been a long day. Or, night. Zuko watched the sky change from purple to pink to orange as the sun rose. He felt it's power surge through his veins. The light bathed the peir in its yellow glow. His eyes drooped with tiredness. He kept the reins high and tried not to fall off the cart. Zuko sighed in relief as the palace came into view. He jumped off the cart, reaching in t

(a/n: i was totally in the writing zone today so i'm gonna write another chapter for yall.) 3 (con't.) Toph felt the heavy boots on the guard's feet as they came rushing over. "Okay, Toph. Remember the lessons with Ty Lee. You can do it." she said to herself. She took a deep breath. Toph hit the metal, sending one guard into the ocean. Using the other hand, she slid the metal this time, creating a hole in the deck and sending three more down into the hold. She felt Zuko come up the stairs and tackle with the fourth, sending him through the window in the tower. One guard came up behind her (not like he had the element of surprise) and shot

3 Zuko watched Toph do her handiwork, her fingers expertly bending the key into intracate shapes until she got it right. Unlocking the door, she bent the key back into a bracelet. Zuko stepped out in front of her. "Wait," Toph said. She began to pull up her dress skirt. "What're you-" "Oh, shut up, you perv." She pulled it up to reveal a pair of tight shorts. She ripped off the skirt of the dress. "Much better." she smoothed the top of the dress, as if admiring her handiwork. Zuko's heart fluttered and he gulped. She threw the skirt to the floor and ran ahead of Zuko, who still stood, shocked, in the doorway. "You coming?" she yelled

2 The cart jerked to a stop. Toph woke up with her head underneath Zuko’s chin. She unwound herself from his arms and sat up a slight bit. She tapped her finger on the bottom of the cage, looking around. She heard footsteps. “Sparky! Get up!” she hissed in his ear. He jerked awake. “What…?” “We stopped, you sleepy idiot.” “Oh.” He sounded disappointed. “What? You’re sad we can’t be stuck together-“she stopped, realizing that’s exactly what he was sad about. “Hm?” he was half-asleep on her head again. “Nothing.” She grumbled. Toph heard